|Who Is Tom?|
Full Name: Tom B. Carpenter
|Just The Facts...|
|Parents (not necessarily biological): Beth & Tim (stepfather) Ellsworth - (Stepmother): Diane Carpenter
Do I get along with my parents? Who does?
Siblings: Barbara Belakbir; Christopher Carpenter; Timothy Ellsworth II
Family in a nutshell: Weird, but a good weird
Current School: School of Hard Knocks
Best Friends: Chrissy Munari & Matt Streeter, Shannon Dickinson,
Jobs: Lead singer of the Born Again Savages, Writer, Blogger, Proprietor of KingWeasel.com
Best Days of my life, so far: The births of my daughters & meeting Johnny Rotten
Things I like to do: Try me; I'm open to suggestions!
Boxers or briefs? Boxer briefs
Bacon bits or croutons? Both
Do I drink? Yes
Have I ever been skinny-dipping? Yes, who hasn't?
Things I collect: SKULLS! Tattoos, comics, Rock & Roll Memorabilia, and Simpsons stuff
Best advice ever given: Nothing is impossible, so never give up
What would I title my autobiography: TOM: The Story So Far...
What would the first line be of my autobiography? "The strangest things happen to me."
Dream Car: Custom painted, tricked out JEEP
Fave things to do in the Summer: Outdoor concerts, hiking, camping, and swimming
Fave things to do in the Fall: Concerts, Hiking, and Movies
Fave thing to do in the Winter: Watching movies & baking
Fave thing to do after work: Chill with friends
Little-known talent I possess: I can't mention it, but the ladies like it! (Wink, wink, say no more!)
Special skills or talents: World's Greatest Joke Teller, Lead Singer, Bouncer, Ultimate Rodney Dangerfield impression, (Also see above...Wink, Wink, nudge, nudge.)
Character traits I look for most in a girl: Honesty, Loyalty, & Sense of Humor
Most beautiful people I know: My daughters, Kathy & Eliza, my Gram: Barbara Knowles
Current crush: ???
Current Girlfriend: Single
What I want to be: Myself
Future goals: Too many to list
Religion/Denomination (if any): Atheist
Fave Actor and Actress: - TV: The Simpsons Cast, Pushing Daisies Cast, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson - Film: Johnny Depp & Faruza Balk
Fave Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Natural Born Killers (Director's Cut), Mad Max series, Star Wars, Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas (and pretty much EVERYTHING else he made...), Pirates of the Caribbean, many more
Fave TV Shows: The Simpsons, The Young Ones, The X-Files, Pushing Daisies, The Walking Dead, and
Fave animals: DOGS! also... Weasels and Dolphins
Favorite Stuffed Animal: Norman, a stuffed dog I've had since Birth, and Mr. Bear, my first Teddy Bear
|Tattoos or Piercings?: Lots! (Click to see My Tattoos)
Fave music: I listen to everything from classical to rap, and everything in between, but my favorite is PUNK
Groups/Singers I enjoy: Social Distortion, The Pogues, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, KISS, Sex Pistols, Shock Nagasaki, Plan 607, and many, many, many more
Fave color(s): Black and blue with splashes of red. Also silver and green
Fave Cartoon characters: Pepè lePew (he taught me all I know about romance), Homer Simpson
The worst thing I despise: Waiting for uploads and downloads
Quote to live by: Carpe Diem
Fave food: Morels & "CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER! No fries, CHIPS!"
Least Fave food: liver
Favorite ice cream: Vanilla with Hershey's Syrup from the CAN (it's thicker)
Favorite soda: Saranac Micro-Brewed Root Beer
What's my bedtime? What IS a bedtime? I don't understand the question.
Who do I think should run for President? Me
I would mop floors to meet these people: HeroQuest Campaign
Most influential person in my life: Barbara Knowles (my grandmother)
If I could donate $50,000 to any cause it would be:
The movie of my life would star: Drew Carey
Philosophy in life: Never give up-NOTHING is impossible!
Favorite cologne: Polo or Polo Sport, Cool Water
Favorite perfume for ladies: Obsession
Favorite website: TomAroundTheWorld.com ...Duh!
Favorite alcoholic drinks: Southern Comfort and Coke, Drambue, Woodchuck Cider
Wine, Champagne, or Beer? All 3
Most humiliating moment? I DON'T want to talk about it...
Silliest people I know: My Girls - Kathy and Eliza
Loudest person I know: Lynn Capone
Fave vacationing spot: Anywhere outside of Syracuse
Fave subjects: Music, Morel Hunting, History, Politics, Religion
Fave sport to play: Coed naked Twister. Everything else is just organized "Fetch"
Fave Books: England's Dreaming by Jon Savage - Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs by John Lyden - and many, many more
Book I would like to read: Any that interest me.
Fave Day: Saturday
Fave Month: October
Fave Holiday: Halloween!! :o)
Fave part of the newspaper: Comics... especially Get Fuzzy and Pearls Before Swine. Check them out. They are the greatest comic strips since Calvin & Hobbes.
Fave thing to wear: My birthday suit...when appropriate. Otherwise, Army pants and t-shirt
I'd love to punch this person out: If I told you, it would ruin their surprise...