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July 1 |
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Six Days in Sin City Day Two - July 1, 2005 Learning the Layout & Cruising The Strip |
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Sven and I woke up early to get a jump on our first full day in Las Vegas. We pulled the old shit-shower-shave maneuver and by 7:30 we were just about ready to go. Just one more thing needed to be done before we left. I pulled the big roach from the joint we had smoked out of the ashtray, lit it up and smoked. It seemed even more potent than it had the night before. The Wake and Bake trick worked like a charm. We grabbed our gear for the day and headed towards the Bus Stop. Our first mission was to find a Post Office and drop the TomAroundTheWorld post cards. (As my newest idea, people pay a dollar and put their name and address on the card, I put on the stamp, write them a little personal note, and mail it from wherever I am. Each card has a Lucky Number on it that is good towards winning cool prizes from the events I attend.) We had over two hundred post cards in a small box that were ready to go! |
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Our second mission of the day was to figure out the mass transit system and learn the layout of The Strip. Our third mission was to meet up with Monty. Our final Mission: Have Fun! |
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We could drop them there to get the Las Vegas postmark. We thanked her and with tears in our eyes we went off in search of a different Post Office.We walked to the nearest stop to get a bus that would take us in to "The Strip." We decided to grab a drink at the KFC across the street from where we were waiting. The place had the worst service ever. All we ordered were two large drinks. It took the crew forever to get to them. And, when they finally did get to our order, the soda machine needed to have the tank changed. We tried to get a different drink, but the guy said that it would only take a second to change. Instead, it turns into this whole fiasco that that takes like another five minutes. So, to make a long story short, we end up missing our bus. I got fuming mad. We finally get our drinks and head across the street to wait for the next bus which, as another customer told us, would come in about a half hour. |
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We chatted with her for the entire ride to the bus station. She practically told us her whole life story. At the depot, we shared a cigarette with her and saw the funniest sign. It read "Beware of Danger of Flying Balls from Sports Park Next Door." You don't see a quality crafted sign like that very often. I had to take a photo of that! We had to go, so we said our goodbyes to Tara and gave her a button. |
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We left The Luxor and continued down The Strip. We discovered that there were boxes along the street that contained magazines featuring the famous Las Vegas escorts. The books were all censored, but the chicks in them were HOT! There were also tons of escort cards. Having never seen them before, Sven and I grabbed a bunch of them as souvenirs. We both joked that we wished there were services like that available at home. We lit up smokes and kept walking. Our next stop was Excalibur, and as you can guess, it was designed to look like a fantasy castle. It is one of Las Vegas' family oriented hotels. Outside the casino were large fountains and statues of armed guards dressed in armor. There were also knights on horseback and a cool carriage. We posed for photos in the carriage and on the horses before making our way inside. The Excalibur was like walking into another time warp. There were knights and maidens everywhere. They even had a giant indoor jousting ring with several shows daily. It was a few hours before the jousting so we were unable to see it, but the arena was cool. Sven and I wandered around looking at all the things to do. There was a two level arcade for the kids to play in while Moms & Dads hit the Casino Gaming Floor. We posed for photos with a lovely Maiden next to a statue of a dragon. Then, we posed with our heads in the mouth of the dragon. I made it look like I was choking the fire breathing lizard. It was really funny. |
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After leaving Excalibur, we made our way across the street to the New York, New York casino. The outside of the place looked like a scaled down version of New York City, complete with the Empire State Building, a Statue of Liberty, and a harbor setting with a NYFD rescue boat. Winding through the buildings was the Manhattan Express Roller Coaster, the longest coaster in Las Vegas. It was awesome and I got really excited! I couldn't wait to ride that bad boy! We entered the casino and were amazed again. The entire inside was made to look like sections of the real New York. They had streets with apartment buildings that even had clothes lines stretched between them with clothes on them. There were pizzerias, hot dog stands, and even manhole covers in the floor with the Casino's logo on them. Except for the fact that there were no puddles of "mystery moisture" on the ground and no weird smells, it was truly like walking in the Big Apple. We played a few slot machines on the Gaming Floor and I lost a few dollars, but it was fun. |
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Finally, it was our turn. We climbed into the front seats and strapped in. My heart was beating blast beats. I was ready. The attendant wished us a fun ride, and we were off. |
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We persisted in our tour of the Casinos, and it brought us to the MGM Grand. Inside they had a Rainforest Café. I got another crunched penny that says "Rainforest Café @ The MGM Grand" on it with a picture of a gorilla playing roulette. After that we took some photos of us touching a giant mechanical alligator. It was pretty funny looking. The MGM Grand also has a Studio 54 club inside. It was closed at the time we were there so I took a few photos of the outside and we moved along. The MGM Grand is known for it famous lions and they have an inside habitat for them. The entire environment is enclosed in glass and at several periods throughout the day, the lions come out and entertain the crowds. They don't do tricks or anything, they just come out and act like lions. They lie around, wrestle each other, and do the other normal things that big cats do. They were beautiful to look at. The crowd around the glass enclosure was about eight to ten people deep, and everyone was "ooh-ing" and "ah-ing" over the lions. It was hard to get photos with so many people scrambling to get to the front, but I got a few halfway decent shots of the famous felines. |
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Besides Casinos, there are tons of stores, shops, and boutiques. We soon found ourselves standing in front of M&M World. Being a choc-aholic and a big fan of M&M's there was NO WAY we were passing this place up. It was really cool! The front had a big display of the M&M characters dressed in Star Wars costumes. There was everything you could think of with an M&M logo or character on it. |
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We left the M&M store and found a pay phone. We called Monty to meet up. He told us he would not be able to leave for at least an hour and to call him back in a while. We agreed to call back in a while and headed out to eat. |
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Our journey resumed and soon we were in front of the Harley-Davidson Café. The café had giant motorcycle coming out the front of the building. It was the biggest bike I had ever seen. We didn't stop in because we had already eaten, but we took a few photos and continued our trek. |
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We continued along the "street" until we realized that it was a corridor connecting with the Bally's Casino. We came to the giant slot machine that read Bally's on the front before we figured out what had happened. We walked around the Gaming Floor of the new casino briefly. We stopped for a few moments to watch a Motown style Soul group do their thing for a song or two and snapped a few pictures. The performers were all dressed in red jackets and had all the right moves. They danced like the Temptations and did a great revue of classic tunes. We could hear them all over as we walked around. Sven went to the "Cage" and we picked up One Dollar Gaming Tokens from the Cashier. |
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We put them into the giant slots and tried for a win. Neither of us hit... Oh well, what would I do with a million dollars anyway? That question would be the topic of my mind's fantasies for the next few days. But it was truly egged on by what we saw next. As we made our way back to the Paris Casino, we passed by a display for a gambling tournament that had a one million dollar grand prize. The cash was in a glass case in the middle of the isle. |
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I pulled Sven away from licking the glass box, slapped him once to bring him back to the real world, and we took a few photos to remind us of all the money we wouldn't be winning. |
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We left Margaritaville and walked over to Harrah's Casino to meet up with Rob at the Improv Comedy Club where he works. He asked how our day had been. We told him that it had been long but fun and that we were meeting up with Monty in about twenty minutes. He said that would probably make it a LOT more fun. I agreed and Sven laughed. I was a running short with my on-hand cash. I told Rob I had a bunch more back at his place in my bag and asked if he had some cash that I could borrow until we got back to his house that night. |
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Monty said to take them both, keep my cash, and pay Pete when I got back home. He said that way I could have fun in Las Vegas and not have to worry until I got home. I thanked him and put it away. I asked him why they called the bud "Train Wreck" and he laughingly replied, "You'll see
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I knew the stuff was going to be great. These guys are personal friends with members of the Grateful Dead and don't mess around when it comes to good pot and poppers. |
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Ten minutes later, Monty's friend Chuck* showed up and we decided to take a trip to the Punk bar: The Double Down Saloon. I had planned on going there anyway. My friend "Standard Handshake" Dick, back in Syracuse, had highly recommended it. He said I would love it there. By going there with Monty, it made things easier for July third, which was the day I had scheduled to go there. So, we finished our drinks and off we went to the parking lot. |
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| It felt like a place I could spend a lot of time in. It felt like a second home. The bar's t-shirts proclaim it to be "The Happiest Place on earth!" And I felt pretty happy! Monty ordered us a round of The Double Down Saloon's famous shot called "Ass Juice." There was a sign that featured a cartoon picture of a naked guy squatting over a shot glass and doing some nasty business. It read: "Ass Juice Shots - $3.00 each or 3 for $11.00" We saw that and laughed our asses off. That's only a good deal only if you are already drunk. We raised our glasses in a toast and slammed back the shots. They were actually quite good. I had anticipated it tasting like Dare I say it? shit. With the shot under my belt along with the killer buzz from the ganja, I was feeling great. I ordered a Sierra-Nevada Pale Ale and chatted with Monty and Allison for a while. After about ten minutes, I excused myself to find the men's room and made a brief pit stop. |
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The bathroom was covered in graffiti and stickers as well. There were even a few stickers from bands placed right inside the urinals. I couldn't help thinking that I hoped that the stickers weren't put there by members of those bands. I wouldn't want people pissing on my band. |
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I posed the same query to him. It turns out that Nate had moved from the Syracuse to San Diego and got hooked up in a band called Rat City Riot. They are on TAANG Records! (www.TAANG.com) It's a great label to be on. The Mighty Mighty BossTones and many other bands have been on TAANG. It just so happened that they were out on tour and playing that night at the Double Down Saloon! Talk about Fate stepping in and kicking your ass! This was a real surprise. |
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Nathan grabbed a poster and a Sharpie ® and had all the guys in his band sign it for me. Next, he brought them all outside to pose for photos in front of the Double Down Saloon's Marquee.
For the photo, I took off my dressy tourist shirt and threw on the Rat City Riot shirt. The photos looked great! I thanked Nathan again for everything and we said our goodbyes to the rest of his crew. I told them to stay in touch and to look for the story on my site because the whole experience was just too incredible not to write about. |
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July 1 |
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